Wednesday, May 26, 2010

On Vacation - Don't Leave the Fun Behind

On vacation, and you didn't take your vibrator.

No worries.

Use the non-brush side of your electric tooth brush to have your thrill.

Portable, won't raise eyebrows and will still give you want you need.

Have fun,


Friday, May 14, 2010

Name ambush

This happens to me more than I would like.

"when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name" according to the Urban Dictionary

"Hi Anita, so glad to see you."

"Well, hello, how are you doing?" (my way of working around not remembering their name.)


Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Fat Finger

I knew this one.

I have fat fingers all the time. Which means I make typos.


Friday, May 7, 2010

Rick Rolled

Still finding new words -

This one brought up all sorts of interesting ideas in my head.

First - if your boyfriend is name Rick - this could means some fun between the sheets.

But again I was wrong.

According to the Urban Dictionary it means-

The time it takes to react to being rick rolled. I.e. "how long it takes you to close your browser window after you've been rick rolled."

Personally, I think mine sounds like more fun.


Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Sinlaws - know what it means

Now if you had to guess what would you say.

I would guess this to mean committing a sin and breaking a law at the same time.

But I'm wrong

Sinlaw according to the Urban Dictionary means

The parents of your live-in boyfriend/girlfriend.

You learn something new everyday.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

New Terms

Mangasm - I don't know how many people have heard of these terms because to be honest they're new to me, but they sure sound like fun.

Meaning according to the Urban Dictionary is

"when a man, has an extreme rush of joy similar to an orgasm from something manly. Such as beer, spicy food, explosions, fast cars, firing big guns, hot chicks, or movies involving all of those things."

Now for the ladies- girlgasm

Meaning according to the Urban Dictionary is

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model.

Expanding your vocabulary can be fun.